Why men die first: Some thoughts

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If you want a women to stay at home to protect her from the rat race out there,than you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay at home and do the homework,than your a maid.

If you work hard,she says you don't have time for her.
If you don't work,than you are lazy like Andy Capp.

If she has a boring job with less pay,than it's because she's a woman.
If you have a boring job with less pay ,than you should find another job.

If you get a promotion before her,than it is because you are a man.
If she gets a promotion before you than it is equal rights.

If you says she looks sexy and lovely than it is sexual harassment.
If you say nothing,she says men are like that,they don't care.

If you do something without her,than you are a male chauvinist.
If she does something without you,than she's a free woman.

If you ask her to do something she don't like,than it is domination.
If she ask you to do something,than it is a favour.

If you admire a woman or her body than you are a pervert.
If you don't her than your gay.

If you buy her roses than you are after something.
If you don't,than you are not thoughtful.

If you have a headache,than you don't love her any more.
If she has one than she's tired.

If you always want sex than you are oversexed.
If you don't than there's someoene else.

A THOUGHT
I am a good housekeeper,everytime I get a divorce,I get to keep the house.-Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Everyone makes mistakes,married men just found it out faster.-Anonymous

CONCLUSION
Men die first cause they want to.

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